A security guard at the Louvre Museum in Paris was once asked, “If the museum was on fire and you had the chance to grab only one painting to take out with you, which one would you choose?” The guard replied, “The one closest to the exit.” As they say, “Beauty is in the eye […]

A young couple went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the man woke his wife and said, “Honey, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” She replied, “I see millions of stars.” He asked, “What does that tell you?” She pondered for […]